OMG, IM SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON IN FOREVER XDDDD

im not on as often anymore.....im busy....
sooooooo.....yeah .w.;;

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Me and ~jazphantom being stupid xD;
A retarded conversation we had 8D (b

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JP: *grows an extra head and terrorizes Tokyo*
JP: NYURRRR
JP: xD
Kebby: draw himmmmmm
JP: I AM EGG-ROLLASAURRR
Kebby: Lolwtf
JP: *terrorizes your backyard*
Kebby: noooooo
Kebby: D:
Kebby: not my backyard
Kebby: of all the things
Kebby: u horrible person!
JP: *steps on an ant hill* NYARRRRR
JP: DDD<
Kebby: D:
JP: *eats all your green grass*
JP: NYARGLE
Kebby: i just wanted u to draw yuki and u come eat my beautiful green stuff?
Kebby: how dare u!
JP: YUSSSHOWDARIIIII
Kebby: wtf
JP: THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING WHEN YOU READ IT...
JP: XDDD
Kebby: yush show dar?
JP: *laughing*
Kebby: yush, my show is over dar.
JP: *laughing harder*
Kebby: i lush my amamzing accent of deash
JP: XDD
JP: I meant Yus, how dar I.
JP: XDD
Kebby: oh
Kebby: XD
JP: Yeah, I typed it and hit enter, then went 'wtf that doesn't say anything'.
Kebby: XD
JP: anyway...back to terrorizing your backyard.
JP: NYARRRGGFFRAGGLLEESNAGGLEEEE
JP: *^*
Kebby: NOOOOOO
Kebby: **beats u with a baseball bat**
Kebby: my lawn
JP: DDD:
JP: *crawls into the corner*
Kebby: if anyone terrorizes it, its me
Kebby: ....
JP: LOL
Kebby: aw, dont go all emo on us
Kebby: D8
JP: *burries into the floor*
JP: *crawling under your dirt*
Kebby: NO
Kebby: NOT MY DIRT
Kebby: ITS MY AMAZING DIRT
Kebby: I PUT IT IN JARS
JP: *crawling everywhere* >D
Kebby: AND SELL THEM TO PIRATE PPLS
Kebby: HOW DARE U
JP: *pokes my head up* *looks at you* wtf
Kebby: ME AMAZING DIRRTTTTTT
JP: *goes back under* *crawls everywhere*
Kebby: DDDDDDDD8
JP: CRAWWWLINNNG IN MY DIRRRTTTT
JP: THE PILEES WILL NOT HEALLLL
Kebby: LOL
Kebby: XDD
JP: *sitting here wtf*
Kebby: wtf
Kebby: wow
JP: *laughs, sucking in dirt*
JP: *coughs and dies*
JP: xP
Kebby: XD
Kebby: **burries u**
Kebby: thats convenient**
JP: *already burried, stupid*
Kebby: ur not burried
Kebby: u were just underground
JP: *lies*
Kebby: so i coverec u
Kebby: XD
Kebby: *covered
JP: wtf
JP: xD *alive* *comes up as a zombie*
JP: NADOFINADSFIUNB
Kebby: **throws a flower on top of ur grave**
JP: * ^*
Kebby: D:
JP: *eats the flower*
Kebby: it was a pretty grave
JP: ..... >w< *dies again *
Kebby: NOT MY FLOWER
Kebby: NOOOOO
Kebby: YAY
JP: *happy that I ate a flower*
JP: *died happy*
JP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JP: *world blows up*
Kebby: wtf
Kebby: XDD
Kebby: omg
Kebby: wow
JP: *closes my book* And that, kids, is how the world ended 8D
JP: Any questions?
Kebby: *raises hand**
JP: Yes. Girl with the retarded hairstyle 8D *points at you*
Kebby: *bites ur finger* >D was the retarded monster-lady a bomb?
JP: Yes. Yes she was.
Kebby: I WANT TO BE A BOMB WHEN I GROW UP
JP: Owo;
Kebby: HOW DO I DO IT?
JP: She was one of her kind.
Kebby: D:
JP: You have to be born like it.
Kebby: NO FAIR
JP: *nods*
Kebby: I WANT TO BE BOMB
Kebby: **drinks lighter fluid**
JP: WTF
Kebby: **pulls out a match**
JP: R-GIRL
JP: WTF
Kebby: >D
Kebby: fwee~
Kebby: im a bomb
JP: NOOOOOO
Kebby: *blows up killing teacher and surroundings**
JP: *alien thing closes book* And that's how Earth ended, kids 8D any questions?
Kebby: **raises hand**
JP: Yes. Alien with the retarded eye *points at you*
Kebby: Can people really become bombs by drinking lighter fluid?
JP: No. Stupid question *^*
JP: *hits a button*
Kebby: D8
JP: *you fall through the floor*
JP: Any other questions? .w.
Kebby: but i wanted to become--AHHHHHHHHHH
Kebby: **different person raises hand**
JP: Yes?
JP: *points*
Kebby: **and slamms it down on a red button that blows up the alien planet killing the teacher and its surroundings**
JP: *sasquatch closes book* And that's how come we don't believe in aliens, kids. Any questions?
JP: XDD
Kebby: **kid pulls out a gun and shoots sasquatch** DEATH TO HAIR -BIG FOOTED-WORM- CROCODILE POO-THINGS!!!!
JP: WTF
Kebby: ?>D
JP: *jumps on him and eats his head* DKJNAOFDIN
JP: HYARGLE *^*
Kebby: **headless**
JP: *sits back on the seat*
JP: Any other questions?
JP: 8D
Kebby: **kid pulls out an ak-47 and kills sasquatch** he was just a diversion!! u just killed a clone, man, a clonnneeeeeeee~
JP: WTFNOOOO
JP: *puts on a dress and dances away*
Kebby: D:
Kebby: i wanted him to die~
Kebby: plus hes dead
Kebby: OMGZOMBEHHH
JP: *twirls away * 8DD follow me, kiddies!
Kebby: **kids give him a "wtf" stare**
JP: I SAID FOLLOW
JP: *^*
JP: WHAT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SASQUASHIAN?
Kebby: **then all the boys pull on dresses and twirl and floow singing mary had a little lamb**
JP: 8D
JP: *kicks them all down*
Kebby: and the girls sit and watch
JP: GAY BOYS!
JP: HOW DAR YOU FOLLOW MY INFLUENCE?!
Kebby: We're not gay, we're just misunderstood
Kebby: D:
JP: SAME THING, MORONS.
Kebby: MIS-UNDERSTOOD
Kebby:
JP: *eats their arms off*
JP: *^*
Kebby: D:
Kebby: girls watch like "Owo;;;;"
Kebby: girls run away screaming
JP: NOOOOO
JP: FREEZE
Kebby: NOOOOO
Kebby: OUR GAY GUYS
Kebby: THEY DIED
Kebby: NOW WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH OUR CHILDREN?
JP: I SAID STOP
JP: *^*
Kebby: D:
Kebby: *stop*
JP: Listen to my instructions carefully.
Kebby: er...
JP: You will take apart these guys and use them to make yourselves gay guys.
Kebby: girl: CONTROL FREAK **points**
JP: Then, go into bars.....AND EAT THEIR TUNA
Kebby: D: NOT THEIR TUNA
JP: YES.
Kebby: IT TASTES LIKE CHEESE
JP: THEIR TUNAAA
Kebby: D:
Kebby: NOOOOOO
JP: BUT YOU'LL BE GAY GUYS.
Kebby: wait, but we're girls
JP: YOU WON'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TUNA...
JP: AND...
JP: DIRTY SOCKS
JP: *evil laugh*
Kebby: **flails**
Kebby: nooooooo
Kebby: **run for the hills*
JP: *still evil laughing*
JP: Me: *closes the book* .w.;
Kebby: .w.
Kebby: XDDD
JP: I need to stop reading.
Kebby: **claps**
Kebby: AMAZING STORY